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♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at November 14th, 2008 (07:09 pm)

Nic: SANDY VAGINA IS HEREDITARY IN YO FAMILY!!!



Ashley: Sand is not a disease.

Nic on my vagina being sandy.

Nic: Shit.
Ashley: Sorry, I can't poo on cue.

Nic talking about kool-aid.

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at May 3rd, 2008 (04:26 pm)

Nic: So now I'm wondering why you're doing your youth pastor's toilet paper with a scrub brush!

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at February 15th, 2008 (10:15 pm)

We are in Atlanta and Nic is acting like a DOUCHE!! :]

<3

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at February 3rd, 2008 (03:22 am)

DUTCH OVEN ALERT!!

Nic (3:01:15 AM): i am totally bringing a box fan
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Me (3:01:30 AM): why
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Nic (3:02:01 AM): spreading the love.
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Nic(3:02:07 AM): that's all i'ma say
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Me (3:02:13 AM): lmao i dont think so !
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internetfour (3:02:21 AM): hah
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Me(3:02:32 AM): i'll totally give u a dutch oven if u do that lmao
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Nic (3:02:49 AM): haha
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Nic (3:03:07 AM): not if i do it first
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Me(3:03:17 AM): lmao omggg
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Me (3:03:35 AM): i am like 1/18 dutch so u know...
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Nic (3:04:41 AM): i will fuckin dutch oven then open the lid and spread the terrorism
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Me (3:04:50 AM): CODE ORANGE
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Me (3:05:02 AM): THE TERRORISMS LEVEL IS UP TO BROWN!!!
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Me (3:05:20 AM): brown, not orange up there for the code**
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Me (3:05:30 AM): ALERT THE AUTHORITY
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Nic(3:05:45 AM): POST 2 PIGS
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Nic(3:06:04 AM): DUTCH OVEN ALERT
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Nic(3:06:08 AM): the oven is warming
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Me(3:06:28 AM): y is u so dutchy? what did u eat
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Nic(3:06:45 AM): mexican
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Nic(3:07:17 AM): *dutch!*
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Me (3:07:26 AM): //gags
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Nic(3:07:32 AM): *open the oven door*
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Nic (3:07:50 AM): i dunno whats worse
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Me (3:07:51 AM): i am jewish u know, i dont really like ovens
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Nic(3:08:00 AM): me dying of laughter or me dying of stench
Nic (3:08:30 AM): DUTCH OVEN ALERT
Nic (3:08:35 AM): the oven is warming
Nic(3:09:03 AM): *wiggles butt*
Me(3:09:39 AM): keep that thing away from me, imma call in the bomb squad to unarm that thing
Nic(3:09:48 AM): disarm.
Nic (3:09:55 AM): get it right
Me(3:09:56 AM): whatever
Me (3:09:59 AM): something with arms
Nic (3:10:09 AM): something missy elliot
Me(3:10:18 AM): !! //makes elephant noises
Nic(3:10:50 AM): man this oven needs to heat up quicker
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Nic(3:10:58 AM): it's stuck in production
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Me  (3:11:06 AM): warm dem buns up
Nic (3:11:23 AM): *dutch!*
Me: (3:11:38 AM):
remind me 2 never eat mexican with u
Nic (3:12:35 AM): DUTCH OVEN ALERT
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Nic (3:12:48 AM): *dutch!*
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Me (3:12:59 AM): at least u have a way to warn people of it coming
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Nic (3:13:15 AM): that one was unexpected
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Nic (3:13:51 AM): i'm killin myself over here though
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Nic(3:13:57 AM): with all this fart talk
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Nic(3:14:01 AM): DUTCH OVEN ALERT
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Nic(3:14:08 AM): the oven is warming
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Me (3:14:34 AM): i can smell u already
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Nic (3:16:14 AM): i can smell me already
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Nic (3:16:20 AM): the oven is cookin
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Me (3:16:28 AM): lmao u better go poo
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Nic (3:17:15 AM): *dutch*
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Me (3:17:23 AM): omg
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Me (3:17:25 AM): lol
Nic (3:18:05 AM): DUTCH OVEN ALERT
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Nic (3:18:16 AM): the oven is warming
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Me (3:19:12 AM): you're like a ticking time bomb
Nic(3:19:27 AM): *dutch!*
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Nic(3:19:39 AM): next is the goose
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Me(3:19:52 AM): dutch dutch GOOSE
Nic(3:20:10 AM): DUTCH OVEN ALERT
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Nic (3:20:20 AM): the oven is warming



♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at February 3rd, 2008 (02:15 am)

With FWA right around the corner, and we know how we love the sheraton's elevators, these would be some awesome things to do, I know I plan on doing a few of them. ;]

Originaly called Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator , but I'd like to call it "AWESOME things to do on an Elevator!!"

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
Nic at night.
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at January 22nd, 2008 (10:53 pm)

Me omg nic. //looks
Me OH YOU BITCH
Me haha
Nic refresh.
Me lmao @ stupid is as stupid does.
Nic Win
Me I lose points
Nic: nah you're just setting yourself up for a p2p marathon.
Me lmao
Me you're right


Nic at night vs. Nick at Nite

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at January 19th, 2008 (01:19 pm)

nic (1:19:02 PM): I'm totally straight
nic (1:19:07 PM): I like boobs and football
nic (1:19:17 PM): Big fat jugs and pigskin homes

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at January 19th, 2008 (12:47 am)

Nic: i love the comments on the page, it really makes me wonder if these fucks know ANYTHING about music.
Ashley: i know! they just want attention
Nic:somebody used the word intense
Nic: I agree
Nic: it's like drinking coffee black
Nic: and a lot of those fucks want to add cream and sugar

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at January 18th, 2008 (10:34 pm)

Nic: She got a camel toe, it's like me puttin my fingers in my crotch and goin' CAMEL TOE!

lmao I really dont remember what he said

♪Spunky♪ [userpic]
by ♪Spunky♪ (bandgeek_4_life)
at January 18th, 2008 (10:14 pm)

Nic: Ashley are you stoked?
Ashley: Did you just call me stubs?

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